Capricorn, You’d better not read this. Trust me.

[warning] If you were born between December 22 and January 19, regardless of the year, you ARE a Capri.

Now you better move your mouse to the top right corner and click that red X button. What? Shut up because I don’t care how good Mac is. And stop telling me how good Mozilla is, because it can’t even freaking load my blog properly!

Now go away. [/warning]

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Fine. I knew you would read anyway.

Some time ago Xia Xue was accused of being racist because of some hate stuff she wrote in her blog. Now I’m prolly gonna be labeled a horoscopist soon but I’m going to say it anyway.

If you so happen to be a Capricorn, VERY THE NO OFFENSE, I’m sorry because I so don’t wanna be your friend.


*shrugs*


Too bad and so sad. Yea I know. I wish I could choose the month and day I would like to be born too.

But I reckon at least you deserve a specious justification of my horoscopism so lemmi tell you.

You should avoid me because, eventually, I will end up wanting to avoid (read:hate) you. So go far far away before you get hated by me, and hate me in return, which in result, I will end up hating myself for hating you and letting you hate me.

It’s a vicious cycle.

So what’s the point of getting to know someone whom you will eventually hate for hating you for no reason, right?

Yes you read it right, for NO reason. In case you misunderstand, it is highly personal, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you.

It’s just like, there’s no reason why you don’t like to eat ____(insert the name of the vegetable that you absolutely loathe, and which you would rather not *ahem* for three days than to eat it. And don’t lie because I know you do) , and heck out of so many different kinds of veggies out there, you eat everything but ___ (the said veggie)?

Shall I call you a Veggist who despises certain race of veggie then?

And you don’t like to eat it doesn’t mean it is not nutritious. It could be the most beta carotene-enriched veggie in the world that cures a rabbit’s hyperopia and you could be allergic to it. Rex (Bree’s husband in Deperate Housewives) ate a measly slice of onion and was off to the hospital.

My point is, I could be Capri-allergic (or phobic) so go away. Prevention is better than cure right. Furthermore, there’s no cure for this allergy/phobia.

It’s fatal.