Commercial Break
Cheese Shop for sale (desperately).
Business Sector: Classic Cheese, Cheese Antiques
Location: Cheeserland
Price: Not disclosed (but highly negotiable)
Brief:
We now present at your attention a very rare offer for a single-storey cheese shop coming with a cheese pond of 100 sq.m, situated in a popular village some 5-7 km from the town of Cheeserland. It is fully furnished with elaborated cheese deco. Early viewings and decision are highly recommended.
Genuine reason for sale:
The owner is desperately in dire need of money for a heart transplant.
She needs a whole new break-proof heart to live a cheesier life. Some mercy please.
Advertiser contact details:
Name: Ringo without the Starr
Email: pleasecheeseme@gmail.com
Business Sector: Classic Cheese, Cheese Antiques
Location: Cheeserland
Price: Not disclosed (but highly negotiable)
Brief:
We now present at your attention a very rare offer for a single-storey cheese shop coming with a cheese pond of 100 sq.m, situated in a popular village some 5-7 km from the town of Cheeserland. It is fully furnished with elaborated cheese deco. Early viewings and decision are highly recommended.
Genuine reason for sale:
The owner is desperately in dire need of money for a heart transplant.
She needs a whole new break-proof heart to live a cheesier life. Some mercy please.
Advertiser contact details:
Name: Ringo without the Starr
Email: pleasecheeseme@gmail.com
posted by cheesie @ 3/13/2006 11:05:00 PM
6 people cheesed:
At 3/14/2006 02:59:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
sometimes your blog is soo surreal.... =)
At 3/14/2006 10:01:00 AM,
cheesie said…
Yes yes yes i'm yours.
You buffalo poo i cow dung. LOL.
At 3/14/2006 11:22:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
Eii... Isn't that Ringo bar in Jonker Street Malacca?
At 3/14/2006 03:52:00 PM,
L1 said…
chingy!! i tot we agree to share!! liek dat ah... cheesie is mine mine mine!!!
*pouts, stamps feet and waves arms around*
At 3/14/2006 04:19:00 PM,
cheesie said…
Hello Surfnux, yes it is. =)
At 3/14/2006 11:08:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
ic. Great place for drink and enjoying the music. They have great performance. Used to go there with my lecturer few times. He is their regular customer.
Are you sure its for sale?
and Hello too Cheesie.
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