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April 29, 2006

The right angle (pun intended) Part II

You have seen Cyndi Wang’s left face. Now Let’s see some right faces.


Warning: Amber Chia Overdose and very long post




I hate Amber Chia.


0_olll

Shit. Hold! Don’t shoot! Please, hold your pistols, you Amber worshippers! Wait wait wait. I can explain!

*rephrases previous statement*

I absocheesinglutely *love* Amber. But I hate taking picture with her.


Huh?

Oh no, shit! Wait, hold that acid thing. I don’t mean it. *slaps self* I mean who doesn’t like taking picture with her right? Man, most of you would prolly even give up wanking for three days just to be seen together with her in a same photograph.

Haih. How to explain leh.

Well, let’s put it this way.

Amber is gorgeous. Amber is beautiful. Amber is famous. Amber is friendly.

She has appeared on numerous magazine covers.



She’s done countless fashion shoots.

Last year, Amber Chia was announced a Pensonic’s “friend” along with other celebrities.





Just recently, she advertised for Dutch Lady’s yogurt drink and became the latest spokesperson for Celebrity Fitness.




Just like Cyndi Wang, she also likes to pose at a particular angle, which emphasizes her right face.

However, her “half other face” is not as mysterious as Cyndi’s. Pictures of her left face is still easily available. You know why?

You see. Amber is a professional model. Apart from fashion shoots and commercial shoots, she also does runways.

Allow me to illustrate.



See, when you are surrounded by so god damn many photographers, it is unavoidable that every possible angle of you will be captured. Like it or not.

They shoot you from your most hated angle.



Or worse, they just simply shoot and you get crap photos (or in a glorified term--candid shots).



Now. Unless she specifically requests for a runway design where the left side is covered by a solid wall in which only allows everybody to sit on the right side of the stage, and put up a “No photography from the left allowed” sign board.

Or, she can hire several armed bouncers to surround the stage and ban photographers to shoot from the left stage. Whoever tries to snap a picture from the left side will be brutally traumatized and have his/her camera smashed into pieces on the spot.

Else, the exposure of her left face is, unfortunately, inevitable.

However, either way is pointless, because, I don’t think modeling agencies train models to walk backward. When she turns around and walks back, for sure she would show her “the other half”.

Unless, of course, she now hires a traffic police as security guard, who blows a whistle while signaling “Shoo! To the left now. Shoo! To the right now”, making the photographers run like mad.


Anyway. Apart from circumstances that are beyond her control, Amber tries her very best to live up to her professional-model integrity by showcasing her best angle as much as possible.

Proof:










When you see Amber, you are so sexcited excited already, your brain has migrated somewhere else, damn kembang, where got time to think how you should pose, right?

Or maybe you think it’s just coincidence that she so happened to pose on the right side.

Cheesie, stop being anal. You either stand on the left, OR right.
Tak kan you back face the camera, duh? So chances or her standing on the right side is 50%, right?



WRONG.


*I* have taken photos with her several times okay, you shut up. She *must* stand on the right side.

Let me support my statement.

Scenario: Let’s say it’s her Guess endorsement launch and there’s a gigantic bigass poster of hers. Everyone is sexcited excited.



You approach her and want to take a photo with her, with the poster as background.



YAYness!! She agrees. You faster walk to the poster before she does so that *you* decide how to pose.




You think you damn smart. You already stand at the far right corner of the poster, where else can she stand right? She will be left no choice but stand on your left lor. Muahaha.

(I just realized this sentence is kinda punny. Wahaha.)



BUT!

Woot.

Wrong again.

-__-





%@$#&*(@&^


Ok lo. Suan le ba. Who is more famous now? You want to take picture with her anot?
Want then shut up.

-__-


Therefore. I had to show my ugly left face. o_o









But sometimes kenot tahan means kenot tahan leh. How come only *she* can look good *I* cannot. Sobz!

Therefore after taking the picture above, I specifically requested another one. This time, we would SWAP PLACE!!!!








Yayness!

*kembangs*

Amber you are so gorgeous, so pretty, so beautiful, so hot, so sexy, so errr… nice! =DDD

I love Amber! *Mwah*

36 people cheesed:

  • At 4/29/2006 11:53:00 AM, Blogger errr said…

    As long as the angle is right, left or right, both r right. :)

     
  • At 4/29/2006 12:12:00 PM, Blogger errr said…

    As much as i fancy GUESS apparels and accessories...i still prefer to savour my cheese anytime, anyday. :)

     
  • At 4/29/2006 12:18:00 PM, Blogger errr said…

    I love cheese in my all sandwiches..the stronger the better...current fav. is edam...vintage cheese is excellent too.

     
  • At 4/29/2006 12:51:00 PM, Anonymous extranormal said…

    I've recently linked to your blog and started reading. And I must add, this is a very very interesting entry Cheesie!

     
  • At 4/29/2006 01:22:00 PM, Anonymous Kelly said…

    u r right (look, there's a pun) ur right face do look better! not that ur left is ugly or anything... just that i'm convinced :)

     
  • At 4/29/2006 01:42:00 PM, Blogger Porkie said…

    hey.. who is that fella with the hot fcuk t-shirt? isn't he supposed to be the most loyal ringoist? what's he doing with amber? scandal scandal!!! you should show his face xoD

    cheesie dear.. do you need me to prevent people from shooting the left side of your face? i work for free, just say the word..ehehe..

    as far as ugly left side? there is no ugly about it or you at all, you look as great from the left, right, front etc :o)

     
  • At 4/29/2006 01:48:00 PM, Blogger funnycheese said…

    U look great at both sides.
    As long as it's a great shot, you dunt have to think so much which side u look better. =)

    Some left face shoot look ugly, but taken at the correct angle...u look great and cheesetremely photogenic. =)

     
  • At 4/29/2006 01:48:00 PM, Blogger eunice said…

    finally Amber is left with her left face :D after reading, i notice that the pic i took with her also shows her right face! hmm... guess what u say i right, it's right face.

     
  • At 4/29/2006 02:08:00 PM, Blogger First Aid said…

    woah, this subject can be studied as a science called 'modanglelogy'! (means modelling angle studies).

    didnt knew it was that important until i read this, syabazz..learnt somethin nw today wohoo..

     
  • At 4/29/2006 03:40:00 PM, Anonymous asada said…

    kimi ha sugoku kirei dane. amber yori motto motto kirei dayo. hontou da. ^_^

     
  • At 4/29/2006 04:19:00 PM, Anonymous xiing~ said…

    she uses her fringe to cover much of her right face? o.O"

     
  • At 4/29/2006 04:48:00 PM, Blogger Selfairy said…

    I think Amber looks beautiful from both angles. =S

     
  • At 4/29/2006 04:53:00 PM, Blogger Victor, the naVICgaTOR said…

    if u dont like to show your left face, then pose right as well lah~ both of u look at the same direction~~ then problem is solved~ muaahaha. ur left face is not ugly at all, u think too much liao =P

     
  • At 4/29/2006 04:57:00 PM, Blogger Kenny Lee said…

    it seems that no difference at all, be it left or right...

     
  • At 4/29/2006 06:30:00 PM, Blogger Reon said…

    Wooo, finally it's up! The *blog* you planned for so long. Haha... Well, I think the left/right face has something to do with the hairstyle too??

    For Amber's case, she's been doing modelling for so many years, so it's natural that she already found out her best face to the camera. And do remember one thing, she was taking pix for you (and others), but she won't get the picture right? So she just wanted to leave the best possible picture to you, and all other fans. Well that's what I feel lah. =)

    Anyway, I gotta LOVE your illustration on that "left spot" demonstration. Freaking funny!!!! =D

     
  • At 4/29/2006 07:14:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    U both look like sis!.... :)

    Wonder if there is anyone looks good either left or right,symmetrical as Albert said??
    Anyone??

     
  • At 4/29/2006 09:14:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    cheesie, IMHO, i think at both angles u look cute...

     
  • At 4/29/2006 09:39:00 PM, Blogger PENNY said…

    Hi Cheesy... I love u... *laughs* u r so beautiful

     
  • At 4/29/2006 10:32:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ringo-pie, i'm gonna give u 3 swts for this post...

    -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll

    Too much of Amber Chia... goshh!!
    -________________-lll

     
  • At 4/29/2006 11:11:00 PM, Blogger s0hp0h said…

    keke.. i found myself hooked to yet ANOTHER blog!! hehe.. reli like ur style.. funny sia..

     
  • At 4/29/2006 11:30:00 PM, Blogger Victor, the naVICgaTOR said…

    i like ur lolita image =D

     
  • At 4/29/2006 11:44:00 PM, Blogger Kenny Sia said…

    *gasp* I am so sexcited there's so many photos of Amber.

    Oh, and Cheesie too. :)

     
  • At 4/30/2006 12:17:00 AM, Blogger cheesie said…

    errr: Try cracker barrel! =P

    extranormal & Funnycheese:Thank you!

    Kelly: yay. We’re both punny =)

    Porkie: Then I shall get some stinkacheese concotion. lol.

    Eunice: Hey you took pic with amber also? I wanna see!! =D

    Astro: so when are you coming up with your lengluilengchailogy? LOL.

    Asada: Uun. Comment wa arigatou! Demo hazukashii da. Sonnani kirei jyanai to omou wa. =P

    xiing & selfairy: In fact Amber looks fine in almost all angle. Just that the right angle flatters her the most. =)

    Navicgator & Kenny Lee: I’m just maximizing the chances of being *more* photogenic. =)

    Reon: Hey, you are very right. Your hair line has much to do with the angle too. Thanx for the comment. And yes, I must say I admire her professionalism very much. =)

    Anonymous1 & 2 & Plue_lp: Thank you! =)

    Penny: Whoa! I love you too! =D

    Anonymous3: is that you Leonade? Why use anon leh?

    Keju : Since when you are not sexcited la. -__-|||

     
  • At 4/30/2006 01:14:00 AM, Blogger endroo G said…

    Just rolled into this blog. Cheesy, both you and Amber are so gorgeous. Serious. I got fairly sexcited. Amber's your colleague? Can get an autographed picture of her for me ?

    Keep up the good work. Bring us more nice pictures and poses.

     
  • At 4/30/2006 03:56:00 AM, Blogger Lain said…

    This enry is hilarious XD and soooo true

     
  • At 4/30/2006 11:14:00 AM, Blogger Dragon City said…

    haha...look like it make sense...damn funny lar if like that.. ^_^

     
  • At 4/30/2006 12:20:00 PM, Blogger Victor, the naVICgaTOR said…

    hair line~! yea, usually ppl will look better when the pic is taken from the side, where the hairline is. so if we have center-parting, we'll look the same from left and right!
    no wonder cheesie likes the "near-to-center" and "back-comb" style.... =P

     
  • At 4/30/2006 02:26:00 PM, Anonymous mizzvickz said…

    u know what? at certain angles, you look like amber chia. i'm serious! :)

     
  • At 4/30/2006 04:25:00 PM, Blogger cheesie said…

    endroo g: Thanx for dropping by =) Whoa i wish she was my colleague man... or not. I'll be so overshadowed. haha.

    Lain & Dragon City: Glad it made u smile =D

    the navicgator: I have no certain parting (which is good because it delays balding, hehe), sometimes just lazy to get a proper parting so i back-comb my hair. =)

    mizzvickz: I get that from others too, but i guess she's just too omnipresent her face got embeded in everyone's mind. =P

     
  • At 4/30/2006 05:17:00 PM, Anonymous nryu said…

    amber rawks!!!
    Malaysia Boleh...!!!

     
  • At 4/30/2006 08:02:00 PM, Blogger w3s said…

    I think you are prettier than Amber.

     
  • At 4/30/2006 10:06:00 PM, Anonymous jen said…

    amber looks good in both angle. guess model wert.

     
  • At 5/01/2006 02:39:00 AM, Blogger rayleen said…

    if u dont mind me saying, i think ur left side looks really good... u're a very pretty girl... and i dont think the angle makes a difference... its usually u have it or u dont... and you have it... i think its just psychological to think u have a better side.. i dunno...

     
  • At 5/01/2006 04:52:00 PM, Anonymous ms.femme said…

    wow..now what you mentioned it(along with proofs!haha) that is hillarious. proves that even beautiful people are insecure? hee =)

     
  • At 5/02/2006 01:19:00 PM, Blogger DarReNz said…

    next time both of you try to take pics wid both facing left and right side and middle too then can compare ....

     
  • At 5/02/2006 01:36:00 PM, Blogger eunice said…

    amber pics, as u wish... www.xanga.com/one_cell_gurl/363810739/item.html :p

     

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