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May 01, 2006

Happy SMS Day!

Cheesie is notoriously stingy when it comes to replying sms'es. Sometimes she just so conveniently forgets to reply you.

She has a friend who is trying to save every 10cents possible by cramming her long and winding life story into a 160-character-long sms. That's not stingy. It's called kiasu.

(Her reply to my "Hey how did you spend your birthday" sms)

This fried of mine also does that 3-second-call stunt (calling you and saying something as fast and as much as possible within three seconds, because the charges only start on the 4th second. Therefore, the call is actually FOC.)

Anyway. Back to my topic.

I'm going to be the most generous and annoying smser today until 11.59pm!!!

Please tell me I'm the only one who received this, because Maxis finally realized they should compensate a girl whom they have deeply traumatized when they made her pose in the rain , by giving her a little belated consolation!

1000 freaking sms'es to finish in one day!

I started to get so kiasu. Die die must finish using it wei. Since everyone says i'm stingy/forgetful, might as well use this opportunity to prove it a point that i am incheese, stingy and forgetful--only when i want to!

Then i started sending sms'es in bulk to every single contact in my phonebook.

(What? Sorry? Oh you didn't get eh? Switch to 012 or 017 next time would be my advice =P )

There you go.

Cheesie: Happy labour day! Work hard and play harder!
Friend1: Hey thanks. Same to you.
Cheesie: Welcome!
Friend1: So what makes you reply so fast and efficient today?
Cheesie: I have like 934 more sms’es to spend!
Cheesie: Muahaha

Cheesie: Happy labour day! Work hard and play harder!
Friend2: Thanx. Hey I’m in mid valley now. Wanna come?
Cheesie: But I’m having a dvd marathon at home
Friend2: Can I join you?
Cheesie: Provided you don’t mind my mom molesting you la.
Friend2: No worries. I can make her fall in love with me too. =)
Cheesie: Great! I need a new dad!

Cheesie: Happy labour day! Work hard and play harder!
Friend3: Thank you. Happy labour day to you too.
Cheesie: Happy labour day! Work hard and play harder!
Friend3: You sent me the same msg twice cutie.
Cheesie: Oh is it?
Cheesie: Happy labour day! Work hard and play harder! Muahahaha!!!

Cheesie: Happy labour day! Work hard and play harder!
Friend4: Thanx. What are you doing.
Cheesie: Busy sending sms’es
Friend4: to who?
Cheesie: everyone! =D
Friend4: lol what makes you so generous today
Cheesie: because hotlink loves me and decided to give me 1000 sms for RM1
Friend4: bitch. I’m using postpaid ok. Get your ass back to MSN we chat there
Cheesie: Muahahha!

At this point, i have about 900 sms'es left. Then i decided to kacau this poor fella, who so unfortunately always is the first person i kacau when i'm nuts. I mean, cheeses.

Cheesie: Happy labour day! Work hard and play harder!
Friend5: Memang pun. What are you up to? Preying on those who might be working today? You’re EVIL.
Cheesie: Muahaha. So are you working?
Friend5: You wished! Im in the comforts of my sofa like a pig wallowing in mud.
Cheesie: Smelly slut.
Friend5: I for one, have perfected the art of sluttease! In what manner of horrors are u doing at this hour of the day?
Cheesie: Busy kacau’ing you!
Friend5: Bah u Ringo always spells bad news for me!!! My CD just sent an sms got meeting later! Dang!
Cheesie: Hehehe
Cheesie: Muhahaha
Friend5: What’s with the MASSIVE spamming?!
Cheesie: Hohohoh
Cheesie: Huahuahuahua
Cheesie: Wukakakaka

The result thus far, at 2.39PM.

I need to give my kiasuness a level-up =(

Tell me how to finish using it!

Fast, gimme some ideas before 11.59PM! Terima Cheesie!

P/S: Eh i suddenly have this mischeesevous idea of sending empty sms'es to everyone. Or, commit some MSN sins that can apply to SMSes, eg Sin no.6--typing one word per sms. Hmm... How bout one letter per sms?

17 people cheesed:

  • At 5/01/2006 04:19:00 PM, Blogger errr said…

    sms me lah...i got rm50 worth of sms to go every month. :)

  • At 5/01/2006 04:24:00 PM, Blogger Porkie said…

    if only we had such things here.. 1000 sms's for £1.. i think the networkd would be jammed.. sorry cheesed.. no jam to be mentioned in cheeserland ;o)

    wonder can change my no. to 012 or not xoD

  • At 5/01/2006 04:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    SMS your 'Juicy' story to everyone!!!

  • At 5/01/2006 04:31:00 PM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Anonie: Whoa good idea, but liddat i no need eat dinner liao!

  • At 5/01/2006 04:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Post a "Cheesus love U" msg to 012 user from 0122000001 to 0129999999 and repeat it for 0172000001 to 0179999999.....

  • At 5/01/2006 08:27:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    btw,it says there on your screen that the expiry date of the SMS's are on the 29th of May, 2006

  • At 5/01/2006 09:32:00 PM, Blogger Suryanata said…

    darn i cant have that here either. oh well, besides the cheesus love you thing, you could always be a chain mail starter? :P Say something like "eat a cheese today or you will turn into one" XD

  • At 5/01/2006 09:50:00 PM, Blogger Simon said…

    i dont think i've had that
    *scratches neck*
    sms-ing eh? try being on celcom when everyone is a maxisist

  • At 5/01/2006 09:58:00 PM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Anonie: That's the expiry for my credits. The sms bundle expires tonight 11.59PM. I have like 2 more hours to finish it =P

  • At 5/01/2006 10:19:00 PM, Blogger Victor, the naVICgaTOR said…

    sms to me lah. i din get ur spam sms today... sms to 012XXXXXXX okay? heehee

  • At 5/01/2006 10:42:00 PM, Blogger First Aid said…

    haha, getting an SMS or SMS reply from u is always an impossible thing. LOL[sarcasm mode ON]

  • At 5/02/2006 12:19:00 AM, Anonymous Kelly said…

    lol... sounds like fun mass smsing =) did u manage to use it all up?

    still got 45 mins left girl!

    (if i got my time difference right)

  • At 5/02/2006 12:26:00 AM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Kelly: Sobz no leh, it's 12,24AM here =(

  • At 5/02/2006 12:49:00 AM, Anonymous damion said…

    the network was jammed quite bad after 7pm,
    was having loads of problems sending sms thru, btw i'm on postpaid and i demand fair value from maxis regarding this factor... lol..
    eh wait, you're with the cheese factory, not network factory.. lol.. :P

  • At 5/02/2006 01:32:00 AM, Blogger konk'd said…

    yea problem sending sms and stuff at evening, and its 1.30am now (Tuesday), oh forgot to say i tried this thing out too.. some gave me the activation code thingy.. and now i'm still able to send sms for free and still left with 850+ free ones. Thought it's only for Monday? LoL.. cool thing though

  • At 5/02/2006 09:33:00 AM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Astro: *your* network is cheesed up ok. How come i can send to other friend in UK but not you. -__-lll

    damion & kon'd: My fingers damn tired pressing the keypad d. Then i decided to give up *shrugs*
    Didn't notice the jam though. I am and anti-jammist. =P

  • At 5/02/2006 10:01:00 AM, Anonymous damion said…

    reminded me of the certain digi/celcom ad when they charged pretty low for sms'es...
    all the characters in the ad had super big thumbs due to the excessive sms'ing...
    hope you din get one of that.. hahaha..
    but if you it would be cheesilicious tho.. :P


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