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I came, I saw, I cheesed

May 10, 2006

I need discount I need house

Pun of the day:
Peacock: Let’s mate.
Cheesie: Shattap, you cock of a pea size!
Peacock: Hoi! I’ll sue you for defeatheration!

(to be continued…)




I'm highly convinced that people who use Alphemo, are people who have, for the first time in their life, discovered the alphabet and hence making up for lost time by abusing it to death. (In another word, loserish.)

This particular random MSNer MSNed me just now.












The rest of the chat here:

(Bugger, i can't copy and paste directly, cuz i need to manually fill in all his missing Ws because of his stupid alphemo, Grrrrrr)



bluemmm says:
r u interest tat

cheesie de~ licious says:
haha

cheesie de~ licious says:
how much discount

bluemmm says:
25%

cheesie de~ licious says:
do i get free product?

bluemmm says:
condom u want

cheesie de~ licious says:
condom only?

bluemmm says:
what u want

cheesie de~ licious says:
what do you have?


(I was hoping that he would at least mention something like the strawberry penis candy devoured by a certain warm igloo habitant sometime ago, since vibrator is banned in Malaysia. -_-lll)


bluemmm says:
condom loh


cheesie de~ licious says:
......

bluemmm says:
if u done well

bluemmm says:
i will look how

bluemmm says:
emm

bluemmm says:
to send u a gift loh

cheesie de~ licious says:
what gift?

bluemmm says:
emm

bluemmm says:
www.ineedhouse.com

bluemmm says:
i will c how loh

cheesie de~ licious says:
Thanx for the offer anyway.

cheesie de~ licious says:
I need to blog now. LOL.

21 people cheesed:

  • At 5/10/2006 07:29:00 PM, Blogger jasiminne*anorexic penguin said…

    le alpha-emo abusing twits are obviously as one-dimensional as the emos themselves.
    *shakes feathery head*

     
  • At 5/10/2006 07:32:00 PM, Blogger Porkie said…

    Oh my cheese.. what a loser.. you know why? Cuz he or other people from that place are asking other girls to be moderators too..
    Tako kena...and at the same time getting buaya'd by him/one of them.. and the forum.. waste of my time looking -_-

     
  • At 5/10/2006 08:17:00 PM, Blogger errr said…

    cool... i like those Alphemo!!! send me a few pls. i collect them. LOL. rather handy at times.

     
  • At 5/10/2006 08:19:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And you didn't take up his offer? Damn...

    I mean.. he has some interesting products in the website.

     
  • At 5/10/2006 08:33:00 PM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Anonie:More update on that later. ;)

     
  • At 5/10/2006 08:53:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How did u expand your messenger window so much looonnggg??

    Btw, you get free condom or you get 25% discount of condom??

    -_-lll
    kekeke...

     
  • At 5/10/2006 11:20:00 PM, Anonymous fr0stie said…

    lol ah beng buayas tryin to speek power england

     
  • At 5/11/2006 02:39:00 AM, Anonymous damion said…

    -_-"

     
  • At 5/11/2006 07:08:00 AM, Blogger First Aid said…

    well, what a concidence..i was approached by the same fella too. but i politely declined his offer to be a Mod thou.

    *chuckles*

     
  • At 5/11/2006 08:58:00 AM, Blogger = l e o n n g = said…

    Eh, cheesie... u mis-used the copyright of my swt sign, and now everyone's using it!!

    BAYYAAAARR DUUUUIT!!!

    *p/s That fella chatted with you, england damn powderful la wei, i too cants matching up to him lehh... now i so very the feeling shamed!! How can eh????

    -_-lll

     
  • At 5/11/2006 09:27:00 AM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Lemonade: you wish ra. You're not the first person who came up with it reh. =P

    You will only comment when u have compraints izit? =P

    So what happen to the massive spamming friendster burretin?

     
  • At 5/11/2006 09:37:00 AM, Anonymous monyet said…

    -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll

    hahaha!

     
  • At 5/11/2006 10:42:00 AM, Blogger dannyFoo said…

    i'm kinda just thinking, why on earth does he approach you as a moderator.. o.0

    i'm not saying you're not capable or anything but in terms of experience, why does he choose a lovely cheese loving lady to become a moderator.

    hmm.. *think*

    i'm baffled. :P

     
  • At 5/11/2006 11:50:00 AM, Anonymous ronlim said…

    Talking to alphemo loserish condom pushers has been proven to be one of the main causes of brain cancer.

     
  • At 5/11/2006 12:12:00 PM, Anonymous Slinky said…

    Nyahahahahaha, and you actually bothered to layan him. You must have been quite free, no? Though I'm actually quite surprised that INeedHouse does have a website o.O; ! So high-tech liao.

     
  • At 5/11/2006 03:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I was half expecting you to reply: Only if the site sells cheese flavoured condoms..

     
  • At 5/11/2006 03:37:00 PM, Blogger genethegeek said…

    eh.. i got another case that happen to myself. this guy drop me a message that goes like this...

    random: hi,fren nice to meet u.
    can i do fren wif u ???

     
  • At 5/11/2006 05:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Please respect the person mean respect yourself.

     
  • At 5/11/2006 08:15:00 PM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Dannyfoo:Hello Danny. I'm not the only person he approached. Apparently he's been asking everyone on his MSN the same question, to both guys and girls. ;)

    Anonie(17:12): Erm... Please respect english?

     
  • At 5/12/2006 02:10:00 AM, Blogger = l e o n n g = said…

    Heh?? What massive spamming of the friendster bulletin? If it's about the cool profile thingie, it's not my fault!! Everyone kena-ed!!

    And no i dun only comment when i wanna complain.. i'll jz nudge u till u cheese out... muahaha!!

    Btw, it's been ages u've called me dat... lemonade?! ahahaha!!
    -_-lll

     
  • At 5/12/2006 05:48:00 AM, Blogger Porkie said…

    ROFLMCAO @ "Please respect english?" xoD

    seems like this bluemmmkelvin and jayjay/jayjayjay don't give up :oP Tako still kena msg in myb from jayjayjay...

     

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