I need discount I need house

Pun of the day:
Peacock: Let’s mate.
Cheesie: Shattap, you cock of a pea size!
Peacock: Hoi! I’ll sue you for defeatheration!

(to be continued…)




I'm highly convinced that people who use Alphemo, are people who have, for the first time in their life, discovered the alphabet and hence making up for lost time by abusing it to death. (In another word, loserish.)

This particular random MSNer MSNed me just now.












The rest of the chat here:

(Bugger, i can't copy and paste directly, cuz i need to manually fill in all his missing Ws because of his stupid alphemo, Grrrrrr)



bluemmm says:
r u interest tat

cheesie de~ licious says:
haha

cheesie de~ licious says:
how much discount

bluemmm says:
25%

cheesie de~ licious says:
do i get free product?

bluemmm says:
condom u want

cheesie de~ licious says:
condom only?

bluemmm says:
what u want

cheesie de~ licious says:
what do you have?


(I was hoping that he would at least mention something like the strawberry penis candy devoured by a certain warm igloo habitant sometime ago, since vibrator is banned in Malaysia. -_-lll)


bluemmm says:
condom loh


cheesie de~ licious says:
......

bluemmm says:
if u done well

bluemmm says:
i will look how

bluemmm says:
emm

bluemmm says:
to send u a gift loh

cheesie de~ licious says:
what gift?

bluemmm says:
emm

bluemmm says:
www.ineedhouse.com

bluemmm says:
i will c how loh

cheesie de~ licious says:
Thanx for the offer anyway.

cheesie de~ licious says:
I need to blog now. LOL.