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I came, I saw, I cheesed

May 11, 2006

i need more in i need house

Pun of the day:

Peacock: Oh shattap. I know you want my twelve incheese in cheese.
Cheesie: *snubs* Talk to the hen.
Peacock: But you're a bunny!
Cheesie: *rolls eyes* Duh. Hence no mating.
Peacock: *winks* We can make easter eggs.

After yesterday's entry, some people said i siao cuz i turned down such a yummy offer.


But to spend so much time moderating a sex forum for a chance to get a 25% discount for, erm... condoms, is siaoer no?

To justify my action, i decided to visit ineedhouse to see if i really am missing out so much.

And there i was.

My first time visiting a sex shop!


Eager, i walked into the shop hoping for some great sexcovery.


Much to my dismay...

I found...


I walked further, hopefully to spot some kinky looking sex(y) toys.

Then again...

Walaoness, look at what other things i found.

LOL peeps do you play majong during your hola-hola session?

Apart from flavored condoms and lubricators and some lame suggestive costumes, (my bunny suit is waaaaaay better ok!) the only dubiously sexual looking item in the shop turned out to be a body protector--a personal alarm cum pepper spray. No pun intended.

I mean, how much more irrelevant to hot steamy *ahem* the stuff they sell can be?

Maybe i'm utterly unimaginative and lack sense of creativity, but you tell me, how can some key chains and crystal decos and money god charm bracelets spice cheese up your sex life?

Ok la. Prolly when you are screaming god's name in vain, you wish at least the (money) god is beside you to witness it.

Oh oh by the way, there's this one more thing called the Jelly Cum Cup Stimulator thingie. Whatever TF it means. After reading the caption, i sort of got an idea how it works. It says "vibrating oral action".

All the MSN wink-wankers should buy this la! Dang. I'm sure it will sell like hot cheese soon.

That's about the only *toy* i saw ler.


That's for guys! What about us GIRLS? Huh huh huh? Not fair! Why do only guys get the pleasure. -__-lll


When i walked out from the shop, i looked up and realized something...

No wonder lo.

Sigh. What a major disappointment.


I've got a surprise from, who else but the sexay Penguin!

Ta Daa!

All the way from Melbie!

After all, I don't need to be a sex forum moderator la. =P

23 people cheesed:

  • At 5/11/2006 10:51:00 PM, Blogger Suryanata said…

    aduh i thought it was really something kinky. even the sex shop in my small town of 200k pop has better stuff. but what is the most kinky or ridiculous sex stuff you have seen. bunny suit not apply. :P

  • At 5/11/2006 11:00:00 PM, Blogger Calvin said…

    cheesie, the dick sweet so small wan =P lol

  • At 5/11/2006 11:21:00 PM, Blogger Mei said…

    Hahaha, what a disappointment :D and hmm, doesn't kedai serbaneka kinda mean, convenience store? *puzzled*

    That shop sure sells lotsa random stuff! Agegegege.

  • At 5/11/2006 11:22:00 PM, Blogger First Aid said…

    -melbie looks raunchy & deprived.
    -where's the tonguing action on that lollydick??!!

    anycheese, seeing u gals had lotsa fun with those thingies, i bet u can chuck away all your vibrators & dildos outta ur closet dy.


  • At 5/11/2006 11:26:00 PM, Blogger Albert said…

    Whoa. I swear it wasn't like that before!

    And OMG how'd you get Jasiminne to look like you?

    This brings new meaning to dick cheese. :O

  • At 5/11/2006 11:37:00 PM, Blogger errr said…

    12 incheese!!!!? a bit boastful for a peacock. but what's a peacock without ego? lol.. lame peacock? :D too much exposure to infrared rays.

  • At 5/12/2006 12:05:00 AM, Anonymous Muchakucha said…

    Wao. Presenting the penis candy at the open stage at Pyramid?

    Cheese and Penguin rawk. =)

  • At 5/12/2006 12:06:00 AM, Blogger Angel said…

    mercy mercy mercy..
    funky funky funky..

  • At 5/12/2006 12:14:00 AM, Blogger endroo G said…

    calvin, I can't be calm if Ms. Cheese is holding a dick sweet that is 5.8" long and 1" in diameter.

    I have a good imagination.

  • At 5/12/2006 12:53:00 AM, Blogger こうゆうけん said…

    Look so horny when you holding it! LOL!

  • At 5/12/2006 01:24:00 AM, Blogger Frank said…

    maybe is becoz of Malaysian Law so not much kinky stuff are allow to be sold there?? jus wild guess anyway. Interesting post..

  • At 5/12/2006 03:38:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Does the sweet straightened and lengthened??...


  • At 5/12/2006 04:28:00 AM, Anonymous damion said…

    lost for words...
    but since the sweet is in the view... i sincerely hope that you're not going to post something like what the penguin did in her latest post... :P

  • At 5/12/2006 05:55:00 AM, Blogger Porkie said…

    that's a sex shop :S i think i went there two years ago in MV..rather tame but understandable..

    so how was your present from melbie? tako says can bring from perth oso xD

  • At 5/12/2006 08:09:00 AM, Blogger ~*blurcase*~ said…

    din know the size of a pea is 12 incheese xD

  • At 5/12/2006 10:57:00 AM, Anonymous CraSH said…

    ineedhouse is such a joke!! i notice the "kedai serbaneka" on the first pic... haha

    anyway, i guess the guy duping you into the moderator job, besides he is just plain cheap... 25% off condoms for a female!! come on... haha... i think he is playing hooky..

    that is one tiny lolli... i wonder it will grow if you dip it in cheese!! ;)

    hmm.. whats wrong with your eye? eye sore? get well soon..

  • At 5/12/2006 03:52:00 PM, Anonymous jyau said…

    Been to sex shop in San Fran, much more choice for girls.

  • At 5/12/2006 04:05:00 PM, Blogger fooDcrazEE said…

    thats a stupid shop

  • At 5/12/2006 11:13:00 PM, Anonymous monyet said…

    what flavor is that candy? :)

  • At 5/13/2006 10:04:00 AM, Blogger dannyFoo said…

    Their online shop hosts more items than their retail one. Maybe due to certain parties, they weren't allowed to sell them in their retail outlet or maaybe it's because they've noticed people prefer to be 'discreet' when buying these item.

    Can't have a Datuk or Datin found shopping there now can we.. :P

  • At 5/13/2006 04:49:00 PM, Blogger Kelly Siew said…

    lol what a tame sex shop!

    melb has them everywhere... duh..

  • At 5/15/2006 08:13:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nice, tat had selling a lot lovers products

  • At 5/15/2006 08:13:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nice, tat had selling a lot lovers products


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