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May 03, 2006

A Macho Blog

Pun of the day:
Keju gave me a ciplug yesterday.

Does anyone ever get tired of reading a bimbo blog? Bigass pic bigass pic bigass pic bigass pic bigass pic and MOREEEEEE bigass pic. Trust me, you'll sooner or later get tired of someone's right face.

I would very much like to refrain myself from posting more bigcheese photos of myself. I should instead write about issues that can perhaps make the world a better place to live in. Issues like, say... (well, do my pictures still count?) the rising cost of gasoline or the cruelty and maltreatment at Abu Gharib Ghaib Grahib Ghraib prison in Iraq?

No no no no. I don't want to be found dead in my bedroom due to brain overload.

Keju tried to write a bimbo blog. Why don't i write a macho blog post then.

Well what can be more macho than men and cars?

Talking about cars, you automobically think of Since the Penguin did a spoof post on Smash-a-loli-pop, i might as well pull a stunt on this manly man.

However. Just two seconds two minutes after reading his macho blog, i was convinced i'm a complete failure at attempting to write anything remotely macho.

Look at how i suck at car reviews.

This is a carshow in Jusco Seremban 2.

This car is, erm... cool.

This car is... well, hot.

This car is..... cheesy? =D

Oh look! Even the interior is... cheesy? Oh, Holy too.

What is a car show without, erm, chicks? Where are the chicks dressed in midriff baring tube tops and miniskirts and knee-length white boots????

Then i suddenly realized they were using a different approach in Seremban. Their model is (yes, *is*, not *are*) much shorter. Even if you are five feet nothing you can still nail a job easily.

As long as you can balance a balloon on your tongue.

It attracts just as much attention as boobies and sky high hemline!

Maybe they don't have enough budget to hire hot chicks, maybe they think Seremban people are slightly pedo-prone.

But this little hunk really melted my heart leh. He was so cute can. I think i started to have a crush on him already.

I would rather give up *ahem* for three days just to be seen together with him in the same photograph!

Whoa check this out. Everyone in the mall started to get hypnotized by him.

sorry got typo. Please pretend you have dyslexia please. -__-

Oh by the way. I'm trying to look good on my left face. In case you haven't noticed. =)

31 people cheesed:

  • At 5/03/2006 09:11:00 PM, Blogger Porkie said…

    Nice macho blog.. can pass off as a guy for sure..hahaha..
    Interesting to see that's how young they employ promo staff in SB..ekeke.. and I'm sure that cute boy is a womaniser..ekeke..

    Love the comment on the last pic.. LMCAO!!

    Oh.. and you're still looking good btw ^___^

  • At 5/03/2006 09:20:00 PM, Blogger Angel said…

    erm..just stick to what you do best..just be yourself..and i think you look just the same whether from left or right..

  • At 5/03/2006 10:36:00 PM, Anonymous asada said…

    you look good. damn good. hotter than any other carshow gal!

    hey the kid baloon juggle is a new idea!! hahah i can use it in my campaign!!

  • At 5/03/2006 10:58:00 PM, Blogger a2blog said…

    nice one nice one.. nice macho blog!

    you got a good model there. he probably will be star of the future. i bet he caught loads of attention that time.

    and be it left or right, you have a sweet looking face. left n right are just alright! ;)

  • At 5/03/2006 11:03:00 PM, Blogger errr said…

    i like that yellow honda...the interior sure looks like a chunk of giant cheese. i wonder if it can do a sub 10seconds sprint from 0-100 with that xtra weight. :P

  • At 5/03/2006 11:20:00 PM, Anonymous Veronica said…

    Will you blog the KL International Motorshow Charity Party on this Saturday?! I'm from Singapore and wish to know more about it! sounds interesting but i need to attend a wedding tat day, sigh!

  • At 5/04/2006 12:46:00 AM, Blogger Albert said…

    "Where are the chicks dressed in midriff baring tube tops and miniskirts and knee-length white boots????"

    There, got what. Minus the knee-length white boots that is. ;)

    And yes, that was a very clever trick indeed. The bait? A young boy with a trick up his tongue. (So what? I bet he can't tie a balloon with his tongue!) Young boy will attract chicks for free! Very very smart move.

    The father didn't look much like him, though. (But those puppy dog eyes that mattered, he shared.)

  • At 5/04/2006 12:54:00 AM, Blogger Albert said…

    As for not showing us your right face, well, you're just showing us what's left.

  • At 5/04/2006 01:00:00 AM, Anonymous damion said…

    tell me you weren't in S2`s Jaya Jusco...

    anyways, the blue color Honda Civic EG6 is from RaceCraft (hence the decals),
    it's there to showcase their carbonfibre parts...
    front side panels, hood, front lip, cannards, hydraulic boot lifters, rear wing, rear trunk, are made from carbonfibre... ;)
    lightweight, durable and treasure of the racing world... price is also exorbitant to the normal people...

    as for the Hot Bits red Myvi,
    it's from Speedworks and it's to showcase the fully adjustable suspension that was just newly developed for the Myvi,
    it has 40 clicks of soft/hard setup plus hi/low adjustable settings on the coilovers...

    the yellow civic EG,
    looks like it's from outerspace but i suspect it could be Brothers Accesories..
    ho-hum about the front, the usual projector headlamps with angel eyes, and disgusting amount of aluminium parts on the front bumper...
    the ICE system sure does look like it packs a punch though,
    fitted with 6 x 15" subwoofers, 6 x 6" mids & 6 x tweeters...
    only 2 amplifiers are visible but i suspect there's more amplifiers hidden in the enclosure together with some capacitors, 2 amps ain't gonna make the cut with such a setup..
    it has been molded together using fibreglass to create a custom enclosure...
    airbrush works seem fantastic though, and i'm now more convinced that it's from outerspace... hahaha...

    this "show" you saw at S2 isn't exactly a car show,
    it's actually ENEOS renting the space to promote/sell products to the masses and those cars were there from their parts suppliers as promotional vehicles for the event...

    end of review:
    - the kid is cute!
    - "igentis" at S2 Jusco serves pretty decent tasting food for acceptable prices...
    - you look good on any sides...

    sorry for the long winding comment.. ;)

  • At 5/04/2006 01:09:00 AM, Blogger Kelly Siew said…

    hehehe this blog cracks me up!

    i dun think ppl will get sick of bimbo blog tho.....

    i dun mind seeing more of ur face (doesn't matter left or right) hehehe

  • At 5/04/2006 01:43:00 AM, Blogger funnycheese said…

    race about race car also...
    Many guys, even girls also like to see race car, like the one in the movie, Initial D.

  • At 5/04/2006 02:07:00 AM, Anonymous ronlim said…

    juggling balloon ah...
    *scribble scribble*

  • At 5/04/2006 03:54:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ok i'm a bimbo..i prefer your right face! ;)

  • At 5/04/2006 09:47:00 AM, Anonymous Joeri said…

    This post seems to come without post scriptum.. would it be safe again to leave a note?

    Well, what can I say about this post: "Once a bimbo, always a bimbo"!

    PS. But I've to be honest with you - you sure do a hell of a job! ;)

  • At 5/04/2006 10:04:00 AM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Dammit, look what i put myself into.


    Venorica & Funnycheese: Sorry dearie, but i could recommend some good sites whose bloggers are KLIM fanatics. Juicy pix galore. =)

    Albert: I hate you V__V. That should be the pun of the day for tomorrow's entry. I'm gonna buy the boy some tasmanian cherries. *blek*

    Joeri: OMC Joeri!!! Did those evil comments fly to your Land of Cheese yet? You can show them around if you want. And show them how swiss cheeses are made. But I'm sorry if it cause a major flood in your country! 0_0

  • At 5/04/2006 10:10:00 AM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Porkie, Asada, Angel, A2blog, Errr, Kelly, Anonie: Thank you cheesy much for putting up with my left face and a lame attempt to be macho! =D

    Ronlim:Be creative. You can juggle something else. Like uhm, Penguins. lol.

  • At 5/04/2006 10:19:00 AM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Damion: 0_0 0_0 0_0
    Speechless. It is long but not winding though. Uh... maybe i should ahref you instead of Paul?


    Btw i prefer Ramen.

  • At 5/04/2006 10:26:00 AM, Anonymous Kurt said…

    That little boy, is now going to grow up and marry a girl who looks like you. Or at least, your right face.

  • At 5/04/2006 10:29:00 AM, Blogger Electron said…

    Nice Blog:)

  • At 5/04/2006 10:43:00 AM, Blogger simplicity said…

    Is that macho enough? Macho bloggers dont blog about balloon tricks~ =Þ

  • At 5/04/2006 10:46:00 AM, Anonymous CraSH said…

    cheesalicous... poor kid!!! hehehe... you should give him some cheetos for being nice... hehehe

    why are you in seremban? dinner?

    the blue eg looks fast. but i doubt it has a b18c in it.
    yellow eg is just for shows! but the trunk just look damn crowded for my taste.

    anyway! keep the cheesalicous momments going.. dont ever stop blogging... we boring people will be bored to death!! you will be responsible for the death of 5,342,987 dorky, geeky & cheesy people. hehehe..

  • At 5/04/2006 11:18:00 AM, Anonymous damion said…

    hahaha, paul is still t3h pawn when it comes to cars...
    his sources for news is incredible i tell ya..
    i just so happen to be mingling around in the car modificiations scene... ;)

  • At 5/04/2006 01:02:00 PM, Blogger First Aid said…

    *nudge nudge*

    oi jie jie, i'm not sure if the typo deliebrate but i noticed that you missed an 'n' in your supposedly 'jangan' word. too busy pokmong kiddie till too 'sexcitedly typoetic' ah?


  • At 5/04/2006 01:07:00 PM, Blogger Paul Tan said…


    the racecraft civic makes me wanna go out and buy an EG right now.

  • At 5/04/2006 01:22:00 PM, Blogger Porkie said…

    No need for thanks dear :o) and you make it sound like your left face is bad hen its not bad at all.. entirely the opposite ^_^

  • At 5/04/2006 03:51:00 PM, Blogger CCWai said…

    Well, at least someone finally decided to write with some substance. LOL.
    What's up with that kid?

  • At 5/04/2006 08:36:00 PM, Blogger cheesie said…


    Joeri: I meant Dutch. Sorry. I can't get the Holy Swiss thought outta my mind. -_-"

  • At 5/04/2006 08:54:00 PM, Blogger Pianonee said…

    hahaa! the review of the car really make me a big *LOL~~
    stick to it, maybe it works!

  • At 5/04/2006 08:57:00 PM, Blogger cheesie said…

    Cheese Curd (Kurt): Hopefully he will fall in love with my left face too! =D

    Electron: Welcome and thank you =)

    simplicity: i said i sucked being macho. Maybe i should try Himbo next time. >_<

    I'm from the town of Siew Pao. =P
    Nah i won't stop anytime soon. Just afraid 5,342,987 people will die of cheese overdose =P

    Damion: Ya man. Salute. Eh lets talk about pedicure and bath fragrence. No more cars. =P

    astro: Soli leh. Either *i* cut my nails, or *you* make yourself dyslexic. =D

    Paul: EH shuttap. When i talk to you about the difference between "water-resistant" and "water-proof" liquid eyeliner and also "gel-form" blusher and "cream-base" blusher THEN only you know. Hmmmph! >__<

    Porkie & The Maculate: =D (ran outta things to type)

  • At 5/04/2006 10:05:00 PM, Anonymous damion said…

    oh, from fu yong char siew bao....
    no wonder you were at S2 Jusco la...
    lol, pedicure and fragrance?
    i got nails but they're short for bowling games... hahaha..

  • At 5/04/2006 11:50:00 PM, Anonymous ronlim said…

    juggling penguins? Jasiminne cannot sit still how to juggle?


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